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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 00:47

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

Minds and Behinds

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

David Beckham scores a winner with the royal circle - BBC

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Another attempt resulted in ...

Elden Ring Nightreign Is Getting An Official Hardcover Strategy Guide - GameSpot

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Unacceptable again!

Rocket Report: SpaceX’s 500th Falcon launch; why did UK’s Reaction Engines fail? - Ars Technica

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

Still no good.

Orioles Designate Emmanuel Rivera For Assignment, Option Heston Kjerstad - MLB Trade Rumors

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Does Rosemary aroma really improve memory? Here’s what research says - Times of India

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Measles in Alabama? Officials investigating possible case that would be state’s first in years - AL.com

No way

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

With its stock in sharp decline, Trump's media company will buy $400 million of its own shares - AP News

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Cole Escola reacts to Nicole Scherzinger's Tony Awards win after Jesus hat controversy: '4 more years!' - Entertainment Weekly

Then came..

No go.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Kuorans can you write a sad story about kpop?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?